Muscle Chicks: Amazons, Valkyries, Lady Gym Rats, Brawny Maidens, and Muscular Mommies Paperback – March 20, 2026

DUW: Dumb, Ugly, & WeakYou can’t fix dumb.Ugly costs money.Weak you can do something about. Persimmon Cole just failed out of school, unable to not only keep up but even manage a D average. For most women flunking is the end of their lives. They can look forward to jobs in the fast food industry or the high paced world of toilet scrubbing. However Percy’s counselor offers her one last chance to make something of herself. The DUW (pronounced “duh”) program is an alternative for girls and women who have been passed by in a world where brains are considered everything with the possible exception of looks. That equation changes however if you have big enough muscles. Having given up on brains Percy is given the opportunity to go for brawn. Soon she meets many of the other women in the program whose sculpted bodies are works of art made of rock hard muscle. As she works to join their ranks she hears the stories of women who are getting to the top through bodybuilding instead and the girls who love them... or at least love being crushed in an erotic bear hug until their eyes cross and their toes curl. Whether it is a high paying job very few others, male or female, can do or the top of a social hierarchy most females will never experience as bountiful muscles reveal a new level of beauty, intimacy, and love (and lust) that a pretty face and curves rarely allow for and power arrived at through hard work and determination. Forget looks. Forget brains. Come explore the elite world reserved for Muscle Chicks!Three bullies get unexpected comeuppance.Two girls decide each would rather have the other’s family and make a trade.A secret agent uses her muscles to distract the populace from her real plans.Taking a ride home from work with a friend’s buff daughter and seeing her lingerie football game ends in an unexpected twist for a lonely business woman.A spoiled celebrity’s manager hires a secret nanny to enforce her contract in an unusual but fun way.Best friends fall in love and lust.And much more! Read more